- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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