- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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