What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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