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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Michael Brown

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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