Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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