What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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