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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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