- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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