roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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