- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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