- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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