- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

He--Hey guys

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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