Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

nolan is gay

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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