- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why did sally drown cause she was black

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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