- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

woman's lacrosse

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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