Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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