How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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