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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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