- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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