Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

womans rights...

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

PENIS that is all

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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