- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Women's rights.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

This is my favorite antijoke.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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