Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

PENIS that is all

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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