- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

wael.. nuff said

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

oh hey.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Women's rights.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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