- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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