- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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