- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Jersey Shore.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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