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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's big and purple? Barney

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

AIDS

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

I work at jcpenny

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A seal walks into a club.

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