- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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