- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Title IX

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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