- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Once upon a time, The end.

men's rights activists

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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