A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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