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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage