- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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