How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A russian gives away vodka.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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