knock knock whos there? nobody

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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