- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

404 Error: Joke not found

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

nolan is gay

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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