- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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