why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Nah

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

WNBA

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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