Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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are u black unlucky

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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