Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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meh

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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