- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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