A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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