- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

ure mama's so fat

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