why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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This sentance contains three errers

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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