- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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