- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

im telling maguire

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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