- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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An Aisian failed a test

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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