- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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