Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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