- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Racial equality.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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