- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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