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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

do you have a wife?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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