- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

ur mum

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Shea's sty....

knock,knock you suck

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

ur mum

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Shea's sty....

knock,knock you suck

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle