What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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